Do you pose in pictures on your own?
Think you have pouting lips and eyes of marble stone?
Do you take ass and make it into class?
Do you look into the mirror and can’t tear your eyes away?
you can’t find a partner who is worthy of you
Have you got a blue steel or Marilyn Monroe pose?
Do you have too many clothes?
Do all your friends think you’re great?
Do you always arrive fashionably late?
Are you so fabulous and gorgeous
that people want to get you undressed
cause your birthday suit is the best.
and people fantasise about getting you in bed
Do you have no equal?
and the movie about your life should have a sequel
with you in the starring role
Do you have so much talent you can’t control
Then maybe you are a narcissist
God bless your soul!
Cause you might be a bit deluded.