I am a black belt
I leave blood wherever i go
its not for the right reasons
its for reasons you don’t know.
I leave behind a trail of destruction and gore
guts and entrails and broken bones
people treat me with disdain
so I eat up their brains
and leave their bodies behind me
or in their own homes.
Sticks and stones never hurt me
only removing my head
this is the glory i am blessed with
the glory of being half dead.
but you cant take me down
cause I dont feel pain
I am a zombie black belt so run when you see me
if you dont run I will overcome
you with a flying sidekick to your head
break your arm off
and use it to beat off your friends
and that will be the end of the story for you
cause you never get up
and i will drink your liquid brains from a cup.
By Daniel Hooks
AKA Alienpoet on Facebook