I didn’t send you a message because I thought you’d be too overwhelmed
your such a popular person I knew messages would come in tons.
I didn’t buy you a cake because I thought you’d have too much sugar today and diabetes is no fun
I didn’t give you any money in your birthday card because I didn’t get paid
I did buy you a present it was delayed
I did buy some candles but I didn’t want you to fret about how many there were.
I didn’t buy you any shots because hangovers are no fun
Didn’t buy you a meal because I know curry’s give you the runs.
I would have hired a clown but I didn’t know whether you had a phobia.
I would have bought you a phone but I know you love your old Nokia.
I would have sorted a DJ out for your party but your neighbours would complain
I would have gone on a picnic with but it would have probably rained.