Purple polka dot flue Strange diseases we had no clue smacked face rash medical knowledge crash nose bunged up drinking foul tasting medicine from a plastic...
Tag - humour
When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
The Gobble-de-gooke monster is playing with my words Making them come out backwards, Making them sound absurd. I would say something to the Gobble-de –gooke...
My tea is lukewarm My tone of voice forlorn I would have a girl friend but I have sworn I will be free and I am too childish to bear any responsibility My tv...
When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
Tear down the tinsel put the Christmas tree in the skip rip down the rope lights make the Christmas fairy take flight Santa is in debt his company in...
Crispy crunchy snow slippery slush puppy snow dusty blow in your face, so wear a scarf snow. Gusty sleet blowing a gale up the street frosty ice slipping and...
It’s snow joke when the busses stop when you’re snowed under when the beast from the east has stopped your feast cause Tesco shelves are stripped bare and your...
You are rockstar in your own mind The truth however is unkind playing an ancient air guitar shining a burnt out old star how many opportunities lost how many...
I am a nightmare in blue pants I do my little dance Then beat you On cue Cause I am a super hero Super I said not superzero Superman’s got nothing on me I can...
