When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
Tag - humour
When the only snow you see in December is in your snow globe When the only Christmas spirit is alcohol When you’ve filled up on too much on Christmas...
Tear down the tinsel put the Christmas tree in the skip rip down the rope lights make the Christmas fairy take flight Santa is in debt his company in...
The Gobble-de-gooke monster is playing with my words Making them come out backwards, Making them sound absurd. I would say something to the Gobble-de –gooke...
Maybe I am too old for trick or treating But I am not retreating I want all the sweets I am not a fat cat I am a tiger I am on those haribo and I am hyper Like...
My tea is lukewarm my tone of voice forlorn I would have a girl friend but I have sworn I will be free and I am too childish to bear any responsibility. My TV...