Hocus pocus diplodocus Dinosaurs spring into life Out of the magic hat Come animals and lizards birds and cats. God’s a magician or is evolution on a...
Tag - funny
It’s snow joke when the busses stop when you’re snowed under when the beast from the east has stopped your feast cause Tesco shelves are stripped bare and your...
You are rockstar in your own mind The truth however is unkind playing an ancient air guitar shining a burnt out old star how many opportunities lost how many...
I am a nightmare in blue pants I do my little dance Then beat you On cue Cause I am a super hero Super I said not superzero Superman’s got nothing on me I can...
When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
When the only snow you see in December is in your snow globe When the only Christmas spirit is alcohol When you’ve filled up on too much on Christmas...
Tear down the tinsel put the Christmas tree in the skip rip down the rope lights make the Christmas fairy take flight Santa is in debt his company in...
The Gobble-de-gooke monster is playing with my words Making them come out backwards, Making them sound absurd. I would say something to the Gobble-de –gooke...
Do vampires get tooth decay? Do werewolves get fleas? Do zombies have to use prosthetic knees? Do fairy tale princesses always say please? Can witches have...
Maybe I am too old for trick or treating But I am not retreating I want all the sweets I am not a fat cat I am a tiger I am on those haribo and I am hyper Like...
