Tag - funny

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Hocus pocus diplodocus

Hocus pocus diplodocus Dinosaurs spring into life Out of the magic hat Come animals and lizards birds and cats. God’s a magician or is evolution on a...

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It’s snow joke❄️

It’s snow joke when the busses stop when you’re snowed under when the beast from the east has stopped your feast cause Tesco shelves are stripped bare and your...

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If I was a superhero

I am a nightmare in blue pants I do my little dance Then beat you On cue Cause I am a super hero Super I said not superzero Superman’s got nothing on me I can...

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Humbugness

When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...

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Christmas is Cancelled!!!

Tear down the tinsel put the Christmas tree in the skip rip down the rope lights make the Christmas fairy take flight Santa is in debt his company in...

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I have a few questions

Do vampires get tooth decay? Do werewolves get fleas? Do zombies have to use prosthetic knees? Do fairy tale princesses always say please? Can witches have...

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Hallowiener the brat worst

Maybe I am too old for trick or treating But I am not retreating I want all the sweets I am not a fat cat I am a tiger I am on those haribo and I am hyper Like...

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