I am a nightmare in blue pants
I do my little dance
Then beat you
On cue
Cause I am a super hero
Super I said not superzero
Superman’s got nothing on me
I can do all he can times three
Super villains can’t pay the fee
They just can’t get rid of me
I am faster than the speed of light
So watch or I’ll give you a fright
My game is tight
My hair is white
Bullets bounce of my torso
Governments want me on death row
Cause they’re scared I might take over
I have luck like a four leaf clover
Save today I’ve saved tomorrow
Saved people from their sorrow
No need to ask just borrow
My skills for a day
I need no pay
There is no way I’d let you down
Even if I was a super clown
I ‘d find a way to bring baddies down
There’s no mountain too high
No way I’d ever sigh
Cause I am super happy
Sometime my cloak becomes flappy
But do I get depressed nah.
Well bah
My pants being too tight
and my clothes being bleached white
So this is who I’d be if I was a superhero.