I didn’t send you a message because I thought you’d be too overwhelmed your such a popular person I knew messages would come in tons. I didn’t buy you a cake...
Tag - funny
A poem for St. Valentine’s Day (not quite the normal thing and a collaborative composition) BAH HUMBUG TO VALENTINES DAY. Love is such a silly word, It...
Purple polka dot flue Strange diseases we had no clue smacked face rash medical knowledge crash nose bunged up drinking foul tasting medicine from a plastic...
When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
I am not Pam Ayres,Funny poems are not my thing,People don’t laugh,At the words I write,But they may laugh at me,Because I look such a sight. I am not...
The Gobble-de-gooke monster is playing with my words Making them come out backwards, Making them sound absurd. I would say something to the Gobble-de –gooke...
My tea is lukewarm My tone of voice forlorn I would have a girl friend but I have sworn I will be free and I am too childish to bear any responsibility My tv...
When the ghosts of Christmas’s past won’t go, they just laugh at all your efforts for this Christmas time the air freshener scent of pine won’t hide the smell...
Tear down the tinsel put the Christmas tree in the skip rip down the rope lights make the Christmas fairy take flight Santa is in debt his company in...
Buzzing with excitement Electric sounds we have got the best songs around common unity spirit making dreams come true we will be here through blue Monday’s...
