Purple polka dot flue
Strange diseases we had no clue
smacked face rash
medical knowledge crash
nose bunged up
drinking foul tasting medicine from a plastic cup
Sneezing, coughing and wheezing
chicken pox mumps and rubella
Diarrhoea isn’t clever
I have a yellow fever
I cannot relieve
and I have man flu
and am not clever enough
to relieve my symptoms on my own
Off to the doctors I go
or maybe even A and E
because I am at deaths door
I hope the antibiotics work quickly and more
than the other stuff I have taken.