Tear down the tinsel
put the Christmas tree in the skip
rip down the rope lights
make the Christmas fairy take flight
Santa is in debt
his company in administration
so Christmas is cancelled
the kids will drive us to frustration
but this economy is to blame
so stop making your Christmas pud
let the turkeys run free
stop buying presents from Tesco express
and get the kids a cardboard box instead
let their imagination run wild
Christmas will always exist in the heart of a child.